plz talk dirty to me
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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