Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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