Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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