I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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