That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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