Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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