There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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