third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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