So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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