You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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