Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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