: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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