Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
