I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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