is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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