we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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