Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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