I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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