Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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