I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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