So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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