I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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