if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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