dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize