ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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