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• (408): View more from California

  i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You want anything?

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gatorade and you naked.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs

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