He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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