So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city