So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
True strength comes from lack of pants
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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