why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's just like the Real World with babies
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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