I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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