well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize