Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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