Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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