Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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