it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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