My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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