'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
there was a trapeze. enough said
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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