when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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