I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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