hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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