just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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