i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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