I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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