I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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