She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
