I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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