you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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