Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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