My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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