Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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