you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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