Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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