Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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