i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
