i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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